back in the red: BATTLE OF WINNER

Winner: Rimmers Dad

Reason: Facing off to Rimmer his dad opens his flashy coat to reveal a catching black stockings and suspenders outfit. Reeling in shock Rimmer staggers back into a hologramatic stretching machine from his childhood days...

A number of turns later the pain coupled with the shock of finally understanding his fathers strange drives leads Rimmer to have a gigantic electronic aneurysm and die as first warned by Kryten in Rimmerworld. If only he had not worn down the Chinese worry balls all would have been well...

Winning Reason: Craig Braisby