back in the red: BATTLE OF WINNER

Winner: Munchkin Rimmer

Reason: Rimmers Mum attacks Munchkin with a rolled up newspaper in an attempt to swat him to death. Munchkin Rimmer starts to cry and the mothering side of Rimmers Mum shines through and she cradles the tiny man in her arms. Rimmers Mum suddenly realises this is completely out of character, but its too late as Munchkin Rimmer produces a go-nad electrocution kit and shoves it in her mouth.

Munchkin does a little morris dance to celebrate his fantastic victory