back in the red: LISTYPOO'S
Lister takes to the hot seat:

Interviewee: Dave Lister

After Interviewing Rimmer last time, it was alot nicer to speak to Lister, even though he left the room smelling like a rotting dog afterward's!! So here it is, enjoy it more than I did trying to get the room smelling fresh after he'd left!

Matt: It was very nice to interview Lister after that goit Rimmer last time around

Lister: I don't blame you mate

Matt: Thank's Lister, already there's not been one nasty snide remark

Lister: What did that Gimp say about me?

Matt: I think you'd rather not know

Lister: Oooh, ok

Matt: So why I let Lister finish his Vindaloo you can read the Interview...*to Lister* can I have some?

Lister: Noooo, get your own

Matt: Smeg!!

1. If you hadn'tjoined the Space Corp's, what job do you think you'd be doing now?

L: erm.....er...that's a hard one....erm....probably........bum

M: So pretty much what you do now?

L: Yep

2. Which Animal best describe's you and why?

L: Hmmmmm, that's a hard one, probably a Puppy Dog

M: er...why?

L: Cause they're loveable, everyone love's a cute puppy!!

*At this point of the Interview Rimmer stroll's in*

R: Ahhh, a Puppy Dog, eh?, only way you can get a woman to like you isn't it Lister!?

L: What!? That's rich coming from Mr 'Once In a Lifetime'

*Rimmer seem's flustered and exit's*

M: What a smeghead!

L: You're telling me!

3. Have you achieved any of your life-long ambitions?

L: Yeah

M: Which ones?

L: Well, I managed to eat 12 Shami Kebab Diablo's in a day once

M: Amazing *sarcastic*

L: And totally smeggin' Rimmer off!

4. Now that Kochanski is aboard are you going to have your cap scraped more than once a month?

L: Wadda yer mean!? that's my best pulling hat that is!?

5. If you had to give up curry, kebab's, chilli and lager, how would you cope?

L: What!? No curry

M: Nope

L: Or Kebab's!?

M: Nope

L: Or chilli or lager!!?

M: er...that's what I said

L: Smeggin' hell!!....I'd have Salad's

6. Which Crew member/s do you dislike the most and why?

L: Rimmer, gimp

M: Nuff said!!

7. And the crew member/s you like the most?

L: Oooh, tough one, have to be careful here, erm....Kryten, Kris, Cat and Holly

M: Why, why, why and why?

L: Erm....no comment

8. You've been on Red Dwarf for many year's now, what's the thing that's scared you the most?

L: The size of Kryten's groinal attachment!

9. If you could change place's with anyone in the Universe, who would it be?

L: That's obvious innit? Jim Bexley Speed

M: So not the guy who invented self sealable bean tins then?

L: Tempting, but no

10. And Finally, and I want an honest answer, would you really prefer to fold sheet's with Kryten than make love to Kochanski? and remember, it has to be honest.

*Stuff's Vindaloo into mouth*

L: *talk's with mouth full of food*frfth thfrrs fothf ffrth

Food flie's everywhere

M: Excuse me?

L: Oh look, time's up. See you again some time *Lister leaves room*

Many Thank's to Lister for the Interview.