back in the red: BIG SMEGGER - THE HOUSEMATES
Who went into the Big Smegger House:

 

Name: Dave 'Cinzano Bianco' Lister

Favourite Colour: The colour of vomit after you've had a busy night out, man I've come to love that colour

Favourite Things to do: Eating curry, drinking lager, eating curry... er... drinking lager... er... looking at Krissie, watching Zero-G Football, annoying Rimmer and er... eating curry

What would you spend the money on if you won Big Smegger?: I'd spend it all on a Friday night out

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Name: Arnold J Rimmer Bsc Ssc

Favourite Colour: Military or Ocean Grey

Favourite Things to do: Morris Dancing, Holidaying on the diesel decks, sorting out my 20th Cebtury Telegraph Pole photo collection, Hammond Organs, Hammond Organ Music, litening to Reggie Dixon... etc, need I go on with my amazing list of interesting hobbies?

What would you spend the money on if you won Big Smegger?: Myself

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Name: Kryten 2X4B 523P

Favourite Colour: Electron Blue

Favourite Things to do: Working, Watching Androids, Working and also Sleeping

What would you spend the money on if you won Big Smegger?: I have no wants or desires, maybe except the double suction hand-held dustbuster from the Argos Catalogue

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Name: Cat

Favourite Colour: Black (hey, it goes with anything)

Favourite Things to do: Looking cool, making sure my ass is still beautiful, taking showers, looking at my clothes and also looking at my beautiful, again

What would you spend the money on if you won Big Smegger?: I've had my eye on acute black number for a few months now

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Name: Kristine Z. Kochanski

Favourite Colour: Yellow

Favourite Things to do: Reading lots of lovey dovey romance books and hitting Lister with a broom if he gets too close

What would you spend the money on if you won Big Smegger?: I'd buy loads of things to help me with my diet. And lots of chocolate too

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Name: Olaf Petersen

Favourite Colour: Lager Colour

Favourite Things to do: Drink

What would you spend the money on if you won Big Smegger?: Lager

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Name: Kill Crazy

Favourite Colour: Blood Red

Favourite Things to do: Killin stuff!

What would you spend the money on if you won Big Smegger?: I'[d spend it on this big 'ammer I saw the other week, jus' right for smackin' somethin' wiv, innit

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Name: Ace Rimmer

Favourite Colour: Military or Ocean Blue - hey, I'm still the same Rimmer you won't change me that much

Favourite Things to do: Being brave, handsome and downright charming to boot

What would you spend the money on if you won Big Smegger?: Having my highlights done

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Name: Arlene Rimmer

Favourite Colour: Military or Ocean Blue

Favourite Things to do: Morris Dancing, Holidaying on the diesel decks, sorting out my 20th Cebtury Telegraph Pole photo collection, Hammond Organs, Hammond Organ Music, litening to Reggie Dixon... etc, need I go on with my amazing list of interesting hobbies?

What would you spend the money on if you won Big Smegger?: Myself

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Name: Nirvanah Crane

Favourite Colour: Red

Favourite Things to do: Sex, pure and constant sex

What would you spend the money on if you won Big Smegger?: I don't know, I suppose I would spend some on Arnie

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Contestant voted into house a week in.....

Name: Captain Frank Hollister

Favourite Colour: Beige

Favourite Things to do: Eat doughnuts and have *ahem* sessions with Talia

What would you spend the money on if you won Big Smegger?: More sessions with Talia