back in the red: BATTLE OF WINNER

Winner: Hologram Rimmer

Reason: Hologram Rimmer uses his many years extra experience of being a total bastard to his advantage. He's been through more scrapes than the Alive Rimmer (Series VIII). Hologram lulls Alive into a false sense of security by laying out Rimmers favourite meal along with a whole selection of Morris Dancer Monthly's that Alive has not seen. Whilst Alive tucks into his meal and is immersed in a jolly good read Hologram Rimmer sneaks up behind him and impales an axe into his opposites spinal column.

Rimmer laughs with the air of a madman and sips the last of the Dry White Wine and Perrier left by his opponent