back in the red: BATTLE OF WINNER

Winner: Hippy Rimmer

Reason: Hippy Rimmer attacks Ace Rimmer with his Placard after Ace uncharacteristically sniggers at Hippys goatie beard! Ace tries wrestling him off but Hippy didn't spend his youth in the Scouts idly twiddling his thumbs. Hippy puts Ace in an arm lock and sticks the pointy edge of the placard through Aces head.

Hippy smiles at his victory then goes off to write a nice poem.

Winning Reason: Cathy McGuire