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back in the red: BATTLE OF WINNER


Winner: Demon Rimmer

Reason: John Rimmer nearly wets himself when he sees Demon Rimmerenter the fighting arena. Demon Rimmer licks his lips as cracks his whip and approaches John with menace and campness. John is still in a fit of giggles when Demon smacks him around the head whith his holowhip.

John lays the smack down with some impressive karate but Demon Rimmer fights back with as many bondage style weapons as he has about his person. Demon grabs a chain and wraps it around Johns throats and chokes the smegger to death.

In a final turn of sickness Demon sells Johns still twitching form to the highest bidder who is sexually titled to sleeping with the dead.