back in the red: CZECH MATE!
G&T didn't do a cheese header, but I don't disappoint:

Whilst scouring the net last week I came across and absolutely superb Czech site with some of the best Red Dwarf wallpapers in the history of man! Most of you will know that apart from the Official Site, there is a sad lack of some quality Red Dwarf desktop wallpapers, but thankfully, no more. How some of these have been made is beyond belief, if you want the GAME OVER thing from Back to Reality, it is yours with just a click of a button. Some are so good you'll literally cream yourself with exultant joy. I know I did.

You can Czech out *groans* the wallpapers by visiting www.rdwallpapers.kgb.cz. Just for starters here are a few of my personal favourites:

1. JMC Logo - I am moist
2. RD Logo - Nuff said!
3. Game Over - I nearly soiled myself with joy
4. D&A - Then I'm going to have you!
5. Blast! - I nearly exploded with happiness!
6. Divadroid - A brick!? I'd have gone through an entire wall!
7. Crapola - Super!

Well, theres just 7 of ones I like, theres also blue JMC and RD logos but make sure you check out all the wallpapers, if you can't find one you like then I'd be quite surprised! :D

The site is in Czech, mind, but you should be able to find your way around with abit of trial and error.

Enjoy and if you cream yourself, be sure to change!