Interviewee:
Cat
Welcome
to my Cat Interview. Kryten made
sure the room was left spotless
for Cat's arrival, making sure
that there was no possible way he
could get a spec of dust on his
suit
Matt: My
fourth interview was with the
egocentric, vein, selfserving
Cat...need I go on?
Cat:
I'm
so flattered that you're listing
all my good points!
Matt:
Yeah...well......anyway,
enjoy the interview
1.
Have you achieved any
life-long ambitions?
C:
Yep, just yesterday I
managed to to press all
my suits and hang them up
safely without any
crease's, it was like I
was in Heaven
bud!!...well...I say
Heaven, I picture more
full length mirrors and
trouser presses in
Heaven, but hey, you
can't have everything!
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2.
Which crew member/s do
you like the most?
C:
Myself!!
M:
Why?
C:
Cos I'm perfect, plus I
have a beautiful ass
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3.
And which crew member/s
do you dislike the most?
C:
Goalpost Head
M:
Well, thats
understandable
C:
You don't even have to
spend time with him, he'd
make a lamp post look
interesting!
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4.
If you could change
place's with anyone in
the Universe, who would
it be?
C:
I wouldn't want to change
places with anyone
M:
Again...why?
C:
Give up my beautiful
behind? hell, I'd rather
die
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5.
How do you feel knowing
that somewhere out in the
Universe, there could be
another Cat person just
as selfish you?
C:
Are you serious!!?
M:
Yep!
C:
Well, thats a bit of a
shock, but I bet they
aren't as gorgeous as me!
by,
Nic
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6.
Who's sexier, Wilma
Flinstone or Jane Jetson?
C:
Wilma, though Jane does
have her good points!
by,
DrHLanstrom
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7.
Since the crew have been
brought to life have you
made any plans to get
your end away?
C:
There have been plans
M:
What happened to them?
C:
I think cos I was so sexy
the women had to flee the
ship, bud. The beauty I
radiate was too much. Who
needs Sexual Magnetism,
I'm a terminal case!!
M:
So thats a no then?
C:
Yeah
by,
Kelly Cowley
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8.
You've been on Red Dwarf
for many year's now, what
thing has scared you the
most?
C:
A crease on my 74th
favourite suit, I mourned
for days
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9.
How many suits do you
own?
C:
Thats a secret
M:
C'mon, you can tell me
C:
Ok, about 12, 485
M:
Why that many?
C:
You can never have enough
suits, I get through
about 104 a day!!
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10.
And finally, Kryten said
he tore a sleeve in your
354th favorite suit
C:
What!! The black outfit
with silver studs and
lime green outline!!?
M:
Yep
*Cat
gets up and runs
screaming out of the
room*
M:
Gullable
smegger!!
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